Overheard at a Gunaholics Anonymous meeting:
"Hello, my name is Reliquary, and I'm a Gunaholic."
"Hello, Reliquary", everyone choruses.
"I've been a Gunaholic since I was 8 years old, and until I reached the age of 67, I didn't think it was possible to have too many guns. But in the last couple of years, I realized my error and have been trying to overcome my addiction. Now I have cut back to just those things that I actually use: 4 centerfire rifles (5.56, 7.62x39, .45LC, .45 ACP), 4 centerfire pistols (.45LC & ACP), two rimfire pistols, two rimfire rifles, two pump 12's, and a 20 single.'
'I must confess to having some rimfire rifles and a 12 single in underground storage. Does that count against me?
'Now I'm getting worried...is there such a thing as having too much ammo? Thanks for your support"
Applause, applause, applause....