"Old Guy rendezvous?

:shock: I prefer Professional Geriatric Bull Feces Slinging Extravaganza... :? "
Deadeye you old smooth talker you, I have gotten in trouble with words before. I was at the hardware store a couple of years ago and asked the clerk, who I know from going in there all the time, for my "old fart's discount", a 5% discount extended for those 55 years of age and older. The "senior" behind me, probably about 87 years old really took offense and started to berate me, stating it was a "senior citizen discount" as it is called on the promotion material for the store, I walked out of the store with my tail between my legs and a BIG smile on my face, thinking, BOY!! now there is an actual "old fart"!!! I was thinking, when you can't laugh at yourself you might as well pack it in....<><.... :grin: