Author Topic: Tomorrow will be the day of reckoning (Read 1243 times)

JPSaxMan · « **on:** February 18, 2005, 05:22:58 PM »

I guess this isn't an upland species. But it is a bird. Crows, beware. Tomorrow, I hope, you will be mine :twisted:

I was unloading the groceries from our car tonite, and a whole flock of em were circling the area. Well, when I got done, I quick grabbed the shotgun, a shell, and my license, walked out the front door, waited for one, and BANG. Miss. Fly-off. **** But tomorrow, oh tomorrow, will be the day you all will be sorry, for tomorrow if I don't hit one of you, I will shoot thyself in thy foot

:-D .

JPSaxMan · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2005, 05:03:08 PM »

Well, today wasn't the day of reckoning. Alarm went off @ 7:30. Heard dem lil peckerheads, said screw it, it's Saturday, I'm sleepin in. And indeed I did

But tomorrow :blaster: :bird: :gun4:

JPSaxMan · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2005, 03:40:24 PM »

Today was another day of non-reckoning. Stayed up till 2, definetly didn't wanna get up @ 8. Oh well. I notice nobody ain't replyin. What de heck, you 'uplanders' to good for a wannabe or what?

Graybeard · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2005, 05:47:51 PM »

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But tomorrow, oh tomorrow, will be the day you all will be sorry, for tomorrow if I don't hit one of you, I will shoot thyself in thy foot

So how much of the foot were the doctors able to save anyhow?

JPSaxMan · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2005, 04:16:31 AM »

Ya kno, it's the funniest thing. I pointed the barrel at the foot, pulled the trigger and nuttin happened. Hmm...musta been a faulty shell...put another one in...still nuttin happened. Dang gun is possessed.

:-D No trips to the doctor for me! :roll:

victorcharlie · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2005, 06:17:49 AM »

I never considered a crow an upland game bird.........I've had great fun shooting crows with a Johnny Stewart fighting crows tape........there pretty smart birds, and they usually won't let you shoot at them more than a couple of times before they get call wise.......

JPSaxMan · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2005, 06:20:37 AM »

Heh, no wonder why I only shot three of em then they got smart and they don't come in to my mouth call anymore (or if they do they're high and dry). Dat stinks. Oh well. Thanx for the tip, Charlie!