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Offline phalanx

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Clipping my toenails.
« on: May 10, 2022, 06:26:42 AM »
As a senior, thats sometimes hard to do safely. Have to cut them though or they cut holes in my socks. My wife asked me what are you doing? Here give me those and hold still.
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Re: Clipping my toenails.
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2022, 09:48:53 AM »
Yep, my legs have gotten so long I can barely reach my feet now.   ;D
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Re: Clipping my toenails.
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2022, 12:06:06 PM »
Need to do some pruning on the
claws myself
I've gotten in the habit of doing all
my trimming outside where I won't
have to worry about where everything
flies off to
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Re: Clipping my toenails.
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2022, 02:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Ranger99 on May 10, 2022, 12:06:06 PM
Need to do some pruning on the
claws myself
I've gotten in the habit of doing all
my trimming outside where I won't
have to worry about where everything
flies off to

I like that i idea Ranger. I have gorilla toe nails anyway.
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Re: Clipping my toenails.
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2022, 02:45:49 PM »
It's sure a lot better than thinking
you've got your mess cleaned up,
then getting a sharp nail fragment
in the bottom of your bare foot a
a couple of weeks later on your
late night toilet trip
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Re: Clipping my toenails.
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2022, 03:00:18 PM »
Quote from: Ranger99 on May 10, 2022, 02:45:49 PM
It's sure a lot better than thinking
you've got your mess cleaned up,
then getting a sharp nail fragment
in the bottom of your bare foot a
a couple of weeks later on your
late night toilet trip

Ouch, that would hurt like stepping on a goat head.
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Re: Clipping my toenails.
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2022, 03:02:34 PM »
I thought I'd seen about every weird thread possible. :-\
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Re: Clipping my toenails.
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2022, 04:32:36 PM »
Yeah
The world's a mess.  :D
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Re: Clipping my toenails.
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2022, 04:53:02 PM »
Y'all got ya a strange conversation goin there. :o
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Re: Clipping my toenails.
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2022, 03:43:51 AM »
YUP! I'm scratching my head try to think where to send this one. It smells!
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Re: Clipping my toenails.
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2022, 06:08:16 AM »
Too much information? :-\
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Re: Clipping my toenails.
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2022, 04:14:14 PM »
Well,  trimming nails is fairly tame
compared to some other sites I've
visited.  Many discuss personal
problems I wouldn't think of sharing
with millions of strangers
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