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Little Sidwinder Got Me Into A Lot Of Trouble
« on: February 22, 2004, 06:30:57 PM »
In 1973 I was stationed at Lake Meade Nevada.  I was assigned to the 820th Red Horse Squadron, kind of a combat construction team.  I had ben selected as an instructor for survival training.  During a 7 day field exercise, the instructors were suposed to be the aggressors and attack the encampment.  About the third night my boss told me to sneak into the camp and create a diversion, any type, he left that up to me.  Right after dark I started crawling into the camp.  On my way in a ran across a small sidewinder rattlesnake, about 2 feet long.  I caught it and stuffed it into a bag.  I crawled right past the guards and over to the recreation tent.  I thought I could use my little buddy in the bag to create quite a diversion.  I pulled the little snake out cut off it's head, raised the bottom of the tent, and without looking inside slung it into the tent.  It had the desired affect, guts were literally knocking the tent down trying to get out.  Two differant people were screaming like something was killing them.  Everyone in camp came running to see what was going on, even the people on guard duty.  The instructors took the camp without much effort

    The problem was that when I slung the snake into the tent, it had hit this Master Sargent right in the neck.  The snakes headless body wrapped tightly around his neck.  The MSgt was deathly afraid of snakes, he literally clawed his throught to ribbons trying to get rid of the snake.  He then went into a seisure and had to be taken to the Hospital and given sedatives.  When two other individuals seen the bloody snake around this guys neck, they went crazy, screaming, throwing things, and knocking down tent poles trying to get away.  The rest of the people in the tent seen these three guys taking on so they figured something bad was going on and they needed to run, so they did, just like sheep.  The next day the commander had me standing tall, he told me it was a wonder noone had a heart attack.  Never was I to do that to any of his troops again.
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2004, 11:44:59 PM »
Sourdough,

Thanks for a great laugh to start out my day.  Now I'll probably be late for work while I try to clean the coffee from my keyboard. :-D

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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2004, 01:18:51 AM »
Hi Sourdough :D  
That was a great story :-D LOL  :)
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2004, 03:44:57 AM »
Great story sourdough, thanks for sharing. :D
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« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2004, 07:25:30 AM »
Sourdough,

Didn't that Sgt. go on later to earn fame as as Indiana Jones?  :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2004, 01:37:39 PM »
I was and MP in the Army and the only thing I ever used my night stick for was killing a wounded swuirrel at Ft. Meade and killing a 4' long snake in Korea. They tell me that was a huge snake for over there. After killing the snake I did what any responible young military Policeman would do. I sought out the person that I knew was most afraid of it and shoved it in his face.His reaction was that of utter terror as he took off running backwards. Being the kind hearted young gentleman I was back then the only appropriate coarse of action for me to take was to chase him. He backed himself into a corner and as I was about four feet from him he pulled his 45 and chamber a round and aimed it right at my face. Guess who was scared then? I had been shot at before and been in some pretty scetchy situations but that moment ranks up there with the best of them.The bussiness end of a loaded 1911 can really be a powerful teacher. Me and the other guys that were there never spoke of the incident again.Needles to say nobody ever tried to scare that guy with a dead snake again.
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2004, 01:41:01 PM »
I was and MP in the Army and the only thing I ever used my night stick for was killing a wounded swuirrel at Ft. Meade and killing a 4' long snake in Korea. They tell me that was a huge snake for over there. After killing the snake I did what any responible young military Policeman would do. I sought out the person that I knew was most afraid of it and shoved it in his face.His reaction was that of utter terror as he took off running backwards. Being the kind hearted young gentleman I was back then the only appropriate coarse of action for me to take was to chase him. He backed himself into a corner and as I was about four feet from him he pulled his 45 and chamber a round and aimed it right at my face. Guess who was scared then? I had been shot at before and been in some pretty scetchy situations but that moment ranks up there with the best of them.The bussiness end of a loaded 1911 can really be a powerful teacher. Me and the other guys that were there never spoke of the incident again.Needles to say nobody ever tried to scare that guy with a dead snake again.
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