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Offline Cuts Crooked

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The trees are shooting back
« on: April 03, 2013, 10:40:31 AM »
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Re: The trees are shooting back
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2013, 10:45:16 AM »
what a yo-yo.
he's lucky not to have been
killed or blinded.
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Re: The trees are shooting back
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2013, 11:53:11 AM »
4:30AM?  Wonder what his blood alcohol level was?
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Re: The trees are shooting back
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2013, 12:06:58 PM »
Quote from: spruce on April 03, 2013, 11:53:11 AM
4:30AM?  Wonder what his blood alcohol level was?

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Sheriff’s Office says the incident happened at about 4:30am on Sunday morning.

Dont think he was up early hunting do you!
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Re: The trees are shooting back
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2013, 12:48:42 PM »
I'm thinking the dumbass got himself shot. Did not want to implicate someone so came up with a tree shooting. Who in the hell goes target practicing at 0430?


Drunk might cover this too I suppose. This is then the unluckiest SOB walking. He better have supervision in the shower, case he starts drowning.
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Re: The trees are shooting back
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2013, 02:51:44 PM »
......and in an update to this report: Local authorities have decided not to press charges against the tree, citing the Iowa "Stand Your Ground" law! ;)
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Re: The trees are shooting back
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2013, 03:28:51 PM »
Saguaro cactus are dangerous too
 
The Legend of the Saguaro Cactus
http://www.austinpost.org/sports/legend-saguaro-cactus
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Re: The trees are shooting back
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2013, 03:35:20 PM »
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citing the Iowa "Stand Your Ground" law

Now thats funny,... right there!  ;D
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Re: The trees are shooting back
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2013, 03:49:23 AM »
Wonder if investigators will ever get to the "root" of the problem? ::)
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Re: The trees are shooting back
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2013, 03:54:53 AM »
I think they have determined the "root" cause was he was drunk and stupid.  8)
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Re: The trees are shooting back
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2013, 07:36:57 AM »
Who wood have thought a tree's bite could be worse than its bark? Before reading this I wood have thought knot.
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