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Offline ironglow

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I love my dogs..but sometimes....
« on: August 14, 2010, 04:30:24 PM »
  This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
   So, Iexplained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy,can't speak English...and have no clue who their real daddies are!
  They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing...and free medical care.
   
      She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify...

  My dogs get their first checks on Friday!       ...ain't this a wunnerful country !
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Re: I love my dogs..but sometimes....
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2010, 04:39:02 PM »
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Re: I love my dogs..but sometimes....
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2010, 05:43:23 PM »
HEH. Aint that the truth. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2010, 05:53:25 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I love my dogs..but sometimes....
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2010, 06:06:30 PM »
I might sign up one of mine Monday. One is white so that won't work, the other is brown, think I'll call him jose, that oughta do it. I believe I'll go to the pound and adopt some. POWDERMAN.  :D :D
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Re: I love my dogs..but sometimes....
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2010, 06:55:06 PM »
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Re: I love my dogs..but sometimes....
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2010, 07:26:18 PM »
Yeah my dog doesn't work he mooches off of everyone thinks he's entitled to every thing and has the mental capacity of a rock.
I think he's a liberal. ;D
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