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Offline Tommyt

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Some Humor Bull Bingo
« on: March 01, 2010, 07:31:03 AM »
Rules for BS Bingo


1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "BS Bingo" card by drawing a square.

(I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down.  That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.)

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

 . Restored our reputation
 . Strategic fit
 . Let me be clear
 . Make no mistake
 . Back from the brink
 . Signs of recovery
 . Out of the loop
 . Benchmark
 . Job creation
 . Fiscal restraint
 . Win-win
 . Affordable health care
 . Previous Administration
 . Greed on Wall Street
 . At the end of the day
 . Empower (or empowerment)
 . Touch base
 . Mindset
 . Corporate greed
 . Ballpark
. Game plan
. Leverage
. Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"
. Relief for working families (alternate - "unprecedented")

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one  of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout

"BS!"
Now Shut the TV OFF ;D

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Re: Some Humor Bull Bingo
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2010, 02:55:01 PM »
Wouldn't it be fun to mess with the teleprompter and have him say even dummer things?    :D


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Re: Some Humor Bull Bingo
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2010, 04:10:08 PM »
What could you possibly do to a teleprompter that would make him say dumber things? ???
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Re: Some Humor Bull Bingo
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2010, 04:21:37 PM »
Only one problem with this game. You have to watch his speech! I have not watched one yet so mostly when I see one scheduled, I stand up and yell BS!
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Re: Some Humor Bull Bingo
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2010, 04:34:40 PM »
Quote from: Dee on March 01, 2010, 04:10:08 PM
What could you possibly do to a teleprompter that would make him say dumber things? ???

Turn it off ;D
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Re: Some Humor Bull Bingo
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2010, 04:42:42 PM »
Quote from: mirage1988 on March 01, 2010, 04:34:40 PM
Quote from: Dee on March 01, 2010, 04:10:08 PM
What could you possibly do to a teleprompter that would make him say dumber things? ???

Turn it off ;D

Ok, point made. :D
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Re: Some Humor Bull Bingo
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2010, 09:33:41 PM »
My wife knows when he's on TV giving a speach. From the other end of the house she hears me scream   BS

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Re: Some Humor Bull Bingo
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2010, 05:40:10 AM »
I would rather listen to a fat woman fart than listen to "O" speak.   :P
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Re: Some Humor Bull Bingo
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2010, 06:55:49 AM »
Quote from: Brett on March 02, 2010, 05:40:10 AM
I would rather listen to a fat woman fart than listen to "O" speak.   :P
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Re: Some Humor Bull Bingo
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2010, 03:21:08 PM »
This was an email
I sent it back to the guy, saying Leave me alone I'm watching
Rosie :o

He wrote back in very big words
I hope thats
BS ;D

 
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Re: Some Humor Bull Bingo
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2010, 03:25:34 PM »
didn't follow that Tommy. esplain dat Lucy!
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Re: Some Humor Bull Bingo
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2010, 03:27:49 AM »
I just can write  ???
It was meant as a Joke to me
Oh well back to
BS bingo ;D


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