150,000 "carbon credits" that is...
Al Gore has not been seen in public since the first blizzard hit Washington DC..reporters wishing to interview Al Gore have not been able to locate him. Private investigators looking to cash in on the generous carbon credits reward, have been pouring over possible internet locations to investigate .
Interpol has searched in London, Rome, Paris, Brussels, Berlin, Moscow and Barcelona..knowing it is his practice, much like Jimmy Carter ..of complaining and condemning America in foreign cities. The Coast Guard has interdicted every Greenpeace boat or kayot they come upon, and the border patrol has checked every illegal crossing the border..opening shirts and lifting skirts..nope..no AL Gore.
The respective state police agencies have checked each and every state capital (all 57, according to Obama). The CHP even made a side trip to the Haight/Ashbury district of San Francisco, raiding several smoke-filled pads.
Helicopters flew the entire length of the Appalachain trail..searching for the assemblage of herds of adoring deer & bears...nope, no sign of Al Gore!
There has been a persistant rumor that he is sharing a remote cabin in the Yukon territory....with Salmon Rushdie and Elvis Presley.
PeTA, World Wildlife Fund and the Sierra Club are at this moment equipping search parties..bound for the Yukon.....
Meanwhile, the 150,000 carbon credits remain unclaimed...
