Nice police story

[GRIMJIM]

Just when you think that the police are uncaring, a story like this
>> comes along and helps to restore our faith.
>>
>> Body found in the River
>>
>> The Salem Police Department reports finding a man's body in the
>> Willamette River just west of the Marion Bridge. The dead man's name
>> will not be released until his family has been notified.  The victim
>> apparently drowned due to excessive intoxication.  He was wearing black
>> fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on sexual device, and an
>> Obama T-shirt.  He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.  The
>> police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
>> embarrassment.

[GameHauler]

Now I found that funny
Maybe I am a sick person

[john keyes]

Bean once delivered a sentence of not guilty upon a man accused of murdering a Chinese railroad worker, saying that he had read through his law books and "damned if I can find any law against killing a Chinaman."

Another time, Bean was called to investigate the death of a man who had fallen from a railroad bridge. He discovered $40 and a pistol in the dead man's pockets. Bean judged that the corpse had been unlawfully carrying a concealed weapon and fined him $40.

[Dee]

Now that's funny.

[yellowtail3]

Another time, Bean was called to investigate the death of a man who had fallen from a railroad bridge. He discovered $40 and a pistol in the dead man's pockets. Bean judged that the corpse had been unlawfully carrying a concealed weapon and fined him $40.

looks like the LEO/State 'forfeiture' (theft) game has been in play for a good while, doesn't it?

[Dee]

Another time, Bean was called to investigate the death of a man who had fallen from a railroad bridge. He discovered $40 and a pistol in the dead man's pockets. Bean judged that the corpse had been unlawfully carrying a concealed weapon and fined him $40.

looks like the LEO/State 'forfeiture' (theft) game has been in play for a good while, doesn't it?

Yep! It's in expansion mode now, set to go nation wide. Oops! It already has gone nation wide. I'm behind.

[powderman]

I've wanted to do some research on Judge Roy Bean but never got around to it. Interesting fellow for sure. I can imagine him on the bench today, WOW, I'd love it. POWDERMAN.