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Offline ironglow

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Only in America...
« on: July 01, 2009, 02:23:16 PM »
 yes, only in today's America...

   

ONLY IN AMERICA

 

ONLY IN AMERICA …MUST WE SPEND BILLIONS BECAUSE WE CAN'T LET CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT, AND THEN, LET CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT.
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …CAN CONGRESS FORCE FANNIE AND FREDDIE TO BUY SUBPRIME LOANS, AND THEN BLAME FANNIE AND FREDDIE FOR BUYING SUBPRIME LOANS. THEN LAY OFF THE CEO's WITH GIANT SEVERANCE PACKAGES AND NATIONALIZE THE COMPANIES FOR THE TAX PAYERS TO PICK UP!!
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …A MAJOR CRISIS REQUIRES SWIFT ACTION TO PASS A BILL WITHOUT READING IT, THEN VACATION FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE THE PRESIDENT HAS TIME TO SIGN IT.
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …YOU CAN BE LEGALLY ILLEGAL
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …THE CONGRESS MAKES LAWS THAT THEY DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …WHERE YOUR VICE PRESIDENT DECLARES 'JOBS' A 3 LETTER WORD.
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …DOES THE MILITARY GET INVESTIGATED BY HOMELAND SECURITY AS POSSIBLE TERRORISTS, WHILE OUR BORDERS ARE WIDE OPEN.
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …CAN YOU GET A TAX REFUND ON TAXES YOU DIDN'T PAY
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …CAN YOU BLAME OTHERS WHEN YOU DON'T PERFORM
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …YOU HAVE MORE RIGHTS BEING ILLEGAL , THAN YOU DO LEGAL
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …CAN YOU BE 13 AND HAVE AN ABORTION WITHOUT TELLING YOUR PARENTS, BUT MUST HAVE A WRITTEN NOTE FROM YOUR PARENTS WHY YOU MISSED SCHOOL.
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …ARE YOU PUNISHED FOR GOOD PERFORMANCE AND REVERED FOR NONPERFORMANCE.
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …CAN YOU CALL LARGE CORPORATIONS EVIL, WHILE 99.9% OF THE AMERICANS WORK IN COMPANIES WITH LESS THAN 500 EMPLOYEES.
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …CAN CHRYSLER GET 10 BILLION IN AID FOR THEIR COMPANY OF 30,000 EMPLOYEES. I GUESS IT IS DIFFICULT TO RUN A COMPANY FOR $333,333 PER EMPLOYEE.
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …WE CARE ABOUT 3 GUYS THAT GET WATER UP THE NOSE, WHILE OUR ENEMIES ARE BEHEADING US AND BLOWING CROWDS OF PEOPLE UP WITH SUICIDE BOMBINGS.
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …YOU CAN SAY OTHER INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES WORK, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE TECHNIQUES ARE.
 

ONLY IN AMERICA …YOU CAN BE PRESIDENT WITHOUT A BIRTH CERTIFICATE
 

ONLY IN AMERICA , WHATEVER GOES WRONG WILL ALWAYS BE BUSH'S FAULT
 

LASTLY, HOWEVER, IN AMERICA , YOU CAN ONLY BE PRESIDENT…WHEN THE TELEPROMPTER IS ON!
 

 
 
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Re: Only in America...
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2009, 05:09:13 PM »
Funny, but sad and true!

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Re: Only in America...
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2009, 05:12:03 PM »
No wonder everybody wants to come here!


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Re: Only in America...
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2009, 04:30:21 AM »
  Another thought, by a seasoned veteran:

   Subject: The Axis of Idiots"
 
(Too bad we don't have folks on Capitol Hill willing to speak
Out like this.  J.D. Pendry is a retired Marine Sergeant Major who writes for Random House. He is eloquent, and as taught by the Marines, he seldom beats around the bush!)   
                                       
                                  "The Axis of Idiots"
Jimmy Carter, you are the father of the Islamic Nazi movement. You threw the Shah under the bus, welcomed the Ayatollah home, and then lacked the spine to confront the terrorists when they took our embassy and our people hostage. You're the runner-in-chief.                       
                                                                       
Bill Clinton, you played ring around the Lewinsky while the 
Terrorists were at war with us. You got us into a fight with them in Somalia and then you ran from it. Your weak-willed responses to the USS Cole and the First Trade Center Bombing and Our Embassy Bombings emboldened the  killers. Each time you failed to respond adequately, they grew bolder, until 9/11/2001.                                         
                                                                       
John Kerry, dishonesty is your most prominent attribute. You
lied about American Soldiers in Vietnam . Your military  service, like your life, is more fiction than fact. You've accused our military of terrorizing women and children in Iraq You called Iraq the wrong war,wrong place, wrong time, the same words you used to describe Vietnam. 
You're a fake.. You want to run from Iraq and abandon the Iraqis to murderers just as you did to the Vietnamese. Iraq , like Vietnam , is another war that you were for, before you were against it.             
                                                                       
John Murtha, you said our military was broken. You said we 
Can't win militarily in Iraq . You accused United States Marines of  cold-blooded murder without proof and said we should redeploy to Okinawa.  Okinawa, John?   And the Democrats call you their military expert!  Are you sure you didn't suffer a traumatic brain injury while you were off     
building your war hero resume?  You're a sad, pitiable, corrupt and washed up politician. You're not a Marine, sir. You wouldn't amount to a good pimple on a real Marine's butt.  You're a phony and a disgrace. Run away, John.                                                                 
                                                                       
Dick Durbin, you accused our Soldiers at Guantanamo of being Nazis, tenders of Soviet style gulags and as bad as the regime of Pol Pot, who murdered two million of his own people after your party abandoned  Southeast Asia to the Communists. Now you want to abandon the Iraqis to
The same fate. History was not a good teacher for you, was it?  Lord help us!   See Dick run.                                                     
                                                                       
Ted Kennedy, for days on end you held poster-sized pictures from Abu Ghraib in front of any available television camera. Al Jazeera quoted you saying that Iraqi's torture chambers were open under new management. Did you see the news, Teddy?  The Islamic Nazis demonstrated another    beheading for you.  If you truly supported our troops, you'd show the world poster-sized pictures of that atrocity and demand the annihilation of it.
Your legislation stripping support from the South Vietnamese led to a  Communist victory there. You're a bloated, drunken fool bent on repeating the same historical blunder that turned freedom-seeking people over to homicidal, genocidal maniacs. To paraphrase John Murtha, all while sitting
on your wide, gin-soaked rear-end in Washington .                     
                                                                       

Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Carl Levine, Barbara Boxer, Diane
Feinstein, Russ Feingold, Hillary Clinton, Pat Leahy, Barack Obama, Chuck Schumer, the Hollywood Leftist morons, et al, ad nauseam:  Every time you stand in front of television cameras and broadcast to the Islamic Nazis that we went to war because our President lied, that the war is wrong and
Our Soldiers are torturers, that we should leave Iraq, you give the  Islamic butchers - the same ones that tortured and mutilated American soldiers - cause to think that we'll run away again, and all they have to do is hang on a little longer.   It is inevitable that we, the infidels, will have to defeat the Islamic Jihadists. Better to do it now on their turf, than later on ours after they have gained both strength and momentum.                           

American news media, the New York Times particularly:  Each time you publish stories about national defense secrets and our intelligence gathering methods, you become one united with the sub-human pieces of camel dung that torture and mutilate the bodies of American Soldiers. You can't strike up the courage to publish cartoons, but you can help Al Qaeda destroy my country.  Actually, you are more dangerous to us than Al Qaeda is. Think about that each time you face Mecca to admire your Pulitzer.
                                                                       
You are all America 's 'AXIS OF IDIOTS.' Your Collective   
Stupidity will destroy us. Self-serving politie terrorist-abetting
news scoops are more important to you than our national security or the lives of innocent civilians and Soldiers. It bothers you that defending ourselves gets in the way of your elitist sport of politics and your ignorant editorializing.  There is as much blood on your hands as is on the hands of murdering terrorists. Don't ever doubt that. Your frolics
will only serve to extend this war as they extended Vietnam . If you want our soldiers home as you claim, knock off the crap and try supporting your country ahead of supporting your silly political aims and aiding our enemies.                                                               
Yes, I'm questioning your patriotism. Your loyalty ends with
self. I'm also questioning why you're stealing air that decent Americans could be breathing. You don't deserve the protection of our men and women in uniform. You need to run away from this war, this country. Leave the war to the people who have the will to see it through and the country to
people who are willing to defend it.                                   
Our country has two enemies:  Those who want to destroy us from the outside and those who attempt it from within.                     
                                                                       
Semper Fi,                                                 

J. D. Pendry - Sergeant Major, USMC, Retired               
                                                                       

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