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Offline Tommyt

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Funny Email ...well not the Laughing type of funny
« on: June 22, 2009, 09:14:22 AM »
This is True ??
Absolutely the funniest joke ever...... ON US !!!


Let it sink in.
Quietly we go like sheep to slaughter.

Does anybody out there have any memory of the reason given  for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY ..... during the Carter Administration? 
Anybody   
Anything   
No? 
Didn't think so!


Bottom line ... we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency ... the reason for which not one person who reads this can remember.


Ready..................................
It was very simple ..
and at the time everybody thought it very appropriate...



The 'Department of Energy' was instituted   on


8-04-1977  >:(

TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.



Hey, pretty efficient, huh?????

AND NOW IT'S 2009,   32 YEARS LATER ... AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS
NECESSARY DEPARTMENT
IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR
IT HAS
16,000
FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY
100,000
CONTRACT EMPLOYEES AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!


THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY


'WHAT WAS I THINKING?'


Ah, yes, good old bureaucracy...


And NOW _ we are going to turn the Banking System, Health Care & the

Auto Industry over to government?

May God Help Us !!!


I pray for our Children
Tommyt

Offline Rustyinfla

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Re: Funny Email ...well not the Laughing type of funny
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2009, 08:01:03 PM »


  Tommy,

       I'd say no one can name one thing that Gov't does well by any definition.
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tuff

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Re: Funny Email ...well not the Laughing type of funny
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2009, 10:22:32 PM »
Some years back they tryed to run the Mustang Ranch (sporting house) and they coundent even get that done right.   ::)

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