Got this from my Sis and is in no wise any reflection to our own Atlaw guy
On the way to get married a young couple is involved in a fatal car crash. The couple find themselves outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder if they could get married in Heaven.
When St. Peter shows up they ask him.
St. Peter replied." I don't know, this is the first time someone asked me, I got to check on this" and he takes off.
The couple sat down and a couple ofmonths( earth time) passed without St. Peter returning they discussed what IF they were allowed to get married, s h o u l d they really do it with the eternal aspect of this whole scene." What if we don't work out together, are we STUCK FOREVER??"
St Peter finally gets back, looking pretty exhausted." Good news," he says." You can get married."
"Great" say both, however we are wondering" Can we get a divorce if things don't work out for us?"
St. Peter turns red with anger, slams down his clipboad and roars WHAT !!
It took me three months to find a priest up here. Do you have any idea at all how long it would take to find a lawyer!!"
