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Offline GH1

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A horse walks into a bar...
« on: April 14, 2009, 03:27:33 PM »
... and the bartender looks up & says,"Hey pal, why the long face?"  ;D
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2009, 09:22:37 AM »
...a priest a Rabbi and a prostitute walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2009, 06:00:50 AM »
Two blondes walked into a bar....





( you would think one of them would have seen it!)
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2009, 04:35:15 AM »
Sen. John Kerry walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2009, 10:31:31 AM »
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says "Where did you get that?'

The parrot says "Africa, they're all over the place."
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2009, 03:28:50 AM »
LOL these are great
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Re: A horse walks into a bar...
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2009, 04:37:07 AM »
That's long been  one of my standard jokes when I'm shoeing horses; I'll walk up to the horse, in front of their owner and ask the horse, "Why the long face?". Some of the owners don't get it.
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