talkin cats

[shooter]

Happened to me twice when i was a teenager.One time i was walking down my street in the dark,not much in the way of street lights on this hot summer evening.As i passed a house i heard a faint voice calling out " help meeeeeeeeeee,help me.Well,i was a strong ,strapping young man that was the fastest kid anywhere within my stompin grounds.When i heard this womans or young girls voice calling for help from this ink black back yard,i decided to go rescue the damsel.I could barely see,only in spot when the moon broke thru the clouds.Well,i went into this backyard,approached the crying woman,expecting to see some young girl beaten up or raped or worse.When i parted them bushes and came face to face with a ordinary cat i almost lost it ! This cat was sitting there,saying "help me" in a long drawn out childrens or young womans voice.Well,it was like something out of tales from the crypt,i almost set a land speed record (backwards) getting out of there.You talk about hair standing up on the back of your neck,the hair on my arms was doing handstands.Anyone else have any similar stories ?    Shooter

[myronman3]

i had woke up one hot summer night when i lived in antigo, wi.  we had all teh windows open and it was really calm.  about 2 in the morning i hear someone softly saying "help" and it was getting fainter and fainter.  then it would quit for a while and start up.   i woke my wife and she hear it too.  i call the police, told them and gave a description of myself and told them me and my rott were going out to see.  cop shows up and all the time we can hear it but cant quite find it.   finally we are following my dog and she sniffing around a window in a house and the cop shines his light in and says with a laugh "it is a cat."   we had a chuckle and went our ways.   i swear, it sounded purrrrr-fectly pronounced!   (sorry, i couldnt help the pun).   but it is a true story.

[MATLOCK]

I too have heard a cat make the same sound, It was day light and my cat so it wasn't eerie, just oddly strange.

[NONYA]

if my cat ever starts talkin i will shoot it on the spot.

[shooter]

Wow , i wrote that 3 yrs ago.Recently (in the last 2 yrs ) i've gotten remarried and had to adopt my new wifes cat-even though im allergic.Well, this is a house cat,female,never been fixed,never been outside.Dont ya know that this cat speaks when its in heat....It says " i luv u".No really,thats what it sounds like !! This dang cat follows me around the house when its in heat ,talking to me ,trying to get me to scratch its haunches .Wife gets a kick out of it.Cat doesnt bother my wife at all ,just me.
shooter

[Mikey]

shooter:  the reason I have had my dogs neutered is because they used to follow me around the house all the time.  Now they just look for the chance to kill and eat me (lololol).  Mikey.