Â…so I drive 1200 miles through more Soy beans than God knew existed to make a date that RdFx set up and the bogger stands me up! What kind of way is that to treat a fellow? Anyhow! :x
I even went to huntin for him…checked in with Boggy 2 or 27 times…no RdFx. I says to Boggy (who by the way is a long haired cast back from the 70’s for you guys who hain’t had the pleasure :eek: ) so what does RdFx look like when he’s fixed up to be in public? Now I’m gonna quote ole Boggy boy here, “he’s the ugliest guy here”. That was a bunch of help, like pickin out the prettiest Playboy Bunny, it was. “The ugliest” at a national gathering of trappers, DANG! And most of them are bigger than the average fellow and look like they’d take the skin right off your back! Well needless to say I didn’t enlist any help in pickin ugly. :oops:
Chet and I hung out at the Tapperman corner watchin for ole RdfxÂ…never saw himÂ…and if we did we didnÂ’t recognize him as being any uglier than the rest. While we were there we ate a plate of roast pig and deep fried gator that the Tapperman crew was cookin. Word is that the moderators of that forum donated all the fixinis for the membersÂ…hint hint hint. :twisted:
Now, guess who else wasnÂ’t thereÂ…yep Asa. Came all that way to save freight on lure and no Asa. Had to buy it from Boggy rusty caps and all. hehehe.
ThatÂ’s another thing when you fellows notice that BoggyÂ’s got wet feet, BEAT a path out of there heÂ’s plain contrary! Man I pity them poor beaver. He caught me and Chet between a tarp and three tables and made us wash off all of his waresÂ…every last stinkin 1 once bottle of AsaÂ’s lure, 4302 conibear triggers, 27 yoho trowels, 47 pairs of long rubber glovesÂ…kind you use to pregnancy test cows and 211 packages of various swivels and such. Next day he was a smiling and a grinning ear too ear turns out the cleanin we gave em made sales pick up but good.
Well anyhow IÂ’m back safe and sound in NM. Got my two bottles of AsaÂ’s super catch every cat that walks within a 1/4 mile of the trap, lure and wonÂ’t have to pay the US Post Office a centÂ…fooled them! :-D
Forgot one thing, I heard from what I figure are pretty reliable sources that there may be a shortage of urine this year (Coyote) and there is apparently little if any quality cat urine. Just passing one what I heard.