Ok the truck story , a few months ago when gas got to $3.00 + here in NW Ohio people were going to farms and stealing gas , we have 500 gal tanks that are 6 Ft above the ground , don't need a pump that way . the first time they just cut the lock and took about 200 gal . no big deal , the 2nd time they broke the nipple off and took what ever that could and let the rest just run on the ground .
Well the 3rd time i was waiting for them in the hay loft , as they pulled to the tanks with their lights off , i dropped 2 - 45/70 Piledriver JRs into the hood of the F-150 that they were driving , needless to say they did not move the truck or steal anymore gas.
They took off running but the local cops were able to use the plate number to find them .

These dipsticks even used their own truck , had a 250 gal tank in the bed and 10 - 5 gal cans to boot .
It seems that they would hit a farm then wait for the tank to be refilled and come back when it had gas again .
stimpy