after 2 screw ups with Fed-ex , being retired, I called Fed-up (nope, not a misprint) and told them that their driver would find me sitting on the stoop with my coffee and "stuff" and I would wait all day if'n I had too.

Driver gets there at about the expected time and I'm sitting on the stoop lightly oiling the metal on my SKS with 30 round mag. As he starts to walk to the door he sees the rifle and stops.

then he slooowwly starts walking to me. gets there and I sign for the item and he asks me "why you cleaning the rifle?" . I told him that I wanted to make sure that it would fire If'n I needed it to cause I didn't want him going back and telling his super that I wasn't home.

Never heard any more about it and I won't use Fed-Up again. would've loved to hear what he told his Super. God Bless to all.
Goofy