Well I know the thread was in jest but Harley Davidson is in a huge down turn.
Prices have skyrocketed on new and even used bikes, due to covid, and stores are struggling.
The store I worked in recently raised shop rates to $150.00 an hour, older customers like myself have hung it up, and the off roading craze where the whole family can participate is exploding.
You can buy a 5 seater hotrod ATV for hundreds cheaper than a Harley Davidson and take the whole family.
Then theres the credit issues. Having good enough credit to finance an expensive motorcycle has been a problem for the last 5 to 10 years.
I think younger folks had rather play video games than go outside, and they definitely don't take care of their credit.