Drain them and toss in a frying pan with a large scoop of dog poop
Well there ya go!
That's your problem! Hog poop is more aromatic and flavorfull then dog poop! That stuff is really crappy... 
Most of us Yankees have never seen a pig pen or smelled pig poop.
we all have steped in or around or scooped dog poop of some kind.
but my point was taken that I don't think they get it all out before they start cooking it.
Although I can say:
A pig pick is something you want to go to.
BBQ is not something that comes off a grill and get red sauce on it (it is slow cooked and really good.)
Grits are good with fried eggs, sausage, and a little cheese.
Air dried sausage is awesome. (trying for a couple years now to get my stepmother to send me some for my birthday.
Lard fried chicken.... You will smack the Col and ask him why he screwed up fried chicken.
Not sold on Collard green but with the Sweet pepper relish from the ladies at the wheat swamp church in La grange NC it is tollerable. the relish also is great on a ham sandwitch. MMM
What other southern (VA, NC, SC, Tenn, and GA)