Ahhh common Cement Man. Lighten up. I have come up with a plan that is sure to get Obama outta there. I have come up with the ULTIMATE LESSOR OF TWO EVILS. YEP! I got a plan.
BARNEY FRANKS, "THE CONSERVATIVE QUEER"!
It worked for McCain! He just told everybody he was a conservative, and as usual the Republican Conservatives

, fell for it, and flocked to the booths and voted for him.

He lost, but they voted for him.
Ahem. ANYWAY, we run ole Barney as a conservative. All he has to do, is say he's conservative. THAT'S IT! Conservatives never check voting records, every body knows that.
I think with all these Republican Conservatives

, along with the queers getting on board, Barney's got a shot. Then we're back to business as usual, instead of this Fascist we have now. Hell, I'll bet ole Barney won't even need a teleprompter. He can get on TV at a moment's notice and rave away. Just ask O'Reilly! None of the Republican Conservatives

wouldn't dare vote against him. If they did, we could all call them "gay bashers". Then all the Republican Conservatives

would be happy, because everything was back to normal, and the queers would have a voice in the white house public restrooms.