Hardest part is cleaning 'em. If you punch a small hole in their skin, you can use either an air compressor or garden hose to inflate them till they stick out their head and feet. With those out of the way, use a thin bladed knife and cut around the breastplate. If its a female and ready to lay eggs, the eggtrack will be around the periphery. Eat them, too. there might be 25 or so. Grainy, but egg flavored. The meat might be tough, so if you can use tenderizer it sure won't hurt. I like it deep-fried.