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Offline ironglow

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Well, it's February 2..
« on: February 02, 2023, 02:36:06 AM »
   February 2nd, groundhog's day..

   Ostensibly, if Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, we will have six more weeks of winter..

  On the other hand, if he doesn't see his shadow..it will be a month and a half...
If you don't want the truth, don't ask me.  If you want something sugar coated...go eat a donut !  (anon)
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Re: Well, it's February 2..
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2023, 02:37:21 AM »
Somebody should shoot that stupid rodent. ::)
Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times.
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Re: Well, it's February 2..
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2023, 03:22:54 AM »
The "stupid" rodent should bite the dumbasses hand.  I mean, what kind of moron sticks his paw into a wild animal's den, with the intent to grab it and pull it out?

As Bugs Bunny might say......"What a maroon".

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Re: Well, it's February 2..
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2023, 06:05:33 AM »
  That woodchuck is probably that guy's pet, until he puts him in that little house, only to drag him out again..
   an hour or so later...

 Actually, if a groundhog ventures out for hibernation this early, he is usually  so bewildered and confused, that you could kick him to death.
If you don't want the truth, don't ask me.  If you want something sugar coated...go eat a donut !  (anon)

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Re: Well, it's February 2..
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2023, 06:09:42 AM »
More superstition, i don't know where this one came from.
In this time i Command ,That you take the Secular to Jerusalem .
There you rid the Holy City of the Scourge of Islam , Make the streets run red with the Blood of those who wish to wash Israel and Christianity from the face of the Earth.
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Re: Well, it's February 2..
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2023, 08:34:43 AM »
WOW, I had forgotten about Groundhog Day; I am worried about my memory, and not totally joking.

I still like the movie about Groundhog day with Bill Murray where he and the groundhog try to commit suice with a truck, but fail due to the plot of the movie.

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Re: Well, it's February 2..
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2023, 08:41:39 AM »
I didn't see it on my wall calendar. And its a big one for seniors wearing glasses.
In this time i Command ,That you take the Secular to Jerusalem .
There you rid the Holy City of the Scourge of Islam , Make the streets run red with the Blood of those who wish to wash Israel and Christianity from the face of the Earth.
Constantine III