Author Topic: Bigfoot Christmas Stuff (Read 913 times)

Mikey · « **on:** December 26, 2003, 04:19:26 AM »

BigBill, Guys, I got a whole bunch of Bigfoot stuff for Christmas. A younger Lady I have been seeing recently so enjoyed my tales of hooking up with some of you guys to go looking for His Footness Himself, that she gave me a whole buncha stuff to me out.

Lots of printouts and information - didja know there have been 58 Bigfoot sigthings in NYS - last one was last August when I know my sister was out and about, and we have to discount those from the NYC area (below the Weschester County Line) as being either fat al sharpton or hillary klinton in drag.

Also, the Weekly World News with a December 30, 2003 date on it has a front page headline about Bigfoot shot by Montana Police, after chasing terrified hikers - seems the young lady involved decided she needed to piddle and was in the process when his Bigfootness himself came uppon the scene - prolly thought she was marking his territory and became interested. So, the Montana Polcie shot him. The picture on the front page of that rag makes it look like fat al sharpton in drag, and the Police have not yet come out with a definitive statement, so it remains to be seen as to whether this was sharpton, klinton or bosama over laden.

Anyhow, we now have lots of information and may need to review all of this before we decide on our tactics and approaches. LOL. Mikey.

.45 COLT · « **Reply #1 on:** December 27, 2003, 01:52:54 AM »

Gotta show a little respect - that's the REVEREND Fat Al Sharpton, or at least it used to be. He used to hang out around Rochester until some of the media-types began making fun of him in the newspapers and on the air. About 1985 or so. I doubt he's hanging out with any Bigfoots. Even Bigfoots got some class.

1911crazy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 27, 2003, 02:21:04 AM »

Congrats on the gifts Mikey!!!! Now the research begins?? BigBill

I did a search for "Bigfoot shot in Montana" and it comes up with more bigfoot stuff too very intertesting stuff.

1911crazy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 28, 2003, 09:49:03 AM »

Mikey I'm starting to think these things are all around us?? BigBill

Mikey · « **Reply #4 on:** December 29, 2003, 05:01:52 AM »

BigBill: I'm starting to hear to tune from the Twilight Zone in the background. There is an incredible amount of information on the net about these critters, and it is very interesting. And, it looks like I'm almost all stocked up and just waiting to go lookin' fer those guys.

Now, there Monsieur 45 Colt - My younger brother is an ordained minister - ordained by a church, not a write in 'School ov I Dun It' or as fat al is fonda sayin', 'you don't need to hold no elected office to be president', and he does not distinguish between elected and public office (even an appointed position). But then, bill klinton and his wife, the one who supports fat al, didn't distinquish between being there and not participating - anywho, my brother will tellya outright that fat al is a false priest who uses the word of God to inspire others to hatred and violence. It is a fact that sharpton begged off having any responsibility for the crowds he incited to riot, murder and arson when he chose to bring unwarranted black community ire against Korean business in the NYC area.

I don't think there is any real doubting as to why fat al ain't heard from much in Rochester. Rochester seemed to be a training ground for his nonsense, as I recall but they get smart out there pretty quick and realize a liability when the see it, or in fat al's case, hear it. He is known for his jive-azz bs and the shape he leaves the local community in when he finally departs the area. But then, jesse jackson was supposed to be loyal, too.................. Mikey.

Spencer · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2004, 10:04:53 AM »

Let me know when you are ready to go. I have been arnoldizing myself and am ready to tackle bigfoot.

Mikey · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2004, 09:51:25 AM »

Spencer: I don't think it's a matter of Schwartzenizing oneself, as a bigfoot (from the descriptions I've read) would take on one of Arnie's Predators, fer lunch.

This is more a matter of actually visualizing or seeing them, er onna dem guys anywho, and simply affirming they exist and are as they have been described. There are far too many tales of men who have made the mistake of shooting at them or shooting them, and then suffering terrible payback. I sort of doubt they could track us all the way back from Montana to New York and Vermont, but why make trouble for something who could make worse trouble for you.

They have been described as either a Giant Ape or Giant Antropod (?) or a pre-sapien Humanoid. There are tales of them being shot, and later buried, in Russia (when the commies were in charge) but no other proof beyond that. So, no bodies, no roadkill, no actual sightings beyond the moving pictures that started the whole BI - Bigfoot Inquisition - so we are going looking, dat's all. We will be prepared to defend ourselves but I don't think we're going out to hunt one.

And, anyone who likes onna BigBill's samwichs is a friend ov mine. Mikey.

1911crazy · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2004, 06:17:43 AM »

Mikey everytime I cook bacon at night thats when the all crap starts to happen the smell of it goes out the roof vent and up the side of the mountain and within 30 minutes I get company. I'm not far from the top of the first ridge maybe 200yds up. higher. Mostly at suppertime when its dark out. No daylite visits yet but there has been some reported by others near me camping/hiking. The bacon seems to work the best when I cook anything else like Pastrami Rubins during the day nothing comes by?? They sure do eat good. A cornbeef Rubin just don't cut it, there is no flavor like the Pastrami. BigBill