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Offline nw_hunter

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New TSA Song
« on: December 17, 2010, 12:29:59 PM »
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the right/left yardstick is a French Revolution-born human measure. It reflects the political spectrum, which is determined by the people’s range of beliefs. Christians, however (and everyone, in fact), should make Truth their yardstick. This inerrant guide doesn’t compromise and build consensus, either; it’s not a politician. It dictates where reality lies. And in a civilization claiming 2+2=5, it’s with the “extremist” who insists it’s 4. For God’s realism so often is man’s radicalism.

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Re: New TSA Song
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2010, 12:51:38 PM »
The old man sort of slumped over in a motorized wheel chair being checked out for dangerous stuff, says it all. Its like, C-mon man this has to be a joke.
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Offline woodchukhntr

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Re: New TSA Song
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2010, 01:08:18 PM »
I like the burka-babes.  Where do you start?  There are enough folds and layers to keep the whole team busy for 10 minutes while Mohammed slips right by!  I wonder when the terrorists will come up with an explosive burka?
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Re: New TSA Song
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2010, 05:05:25 PM »
On the news tonight, an attache got through screening with a loaded Glock in his carryon that didn't get caught. He discovered that he had forgotten to remove it when he got to his hotel.  Nice, huh?


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