An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks."
An ILLINOIS doctor says, "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man
with no brains out of ILLINOIS, put him in the White House and within SIX
MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking for work."
