Underare Dust

[Gun Runner]

BEWARE OF  THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!

One evening  a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps  we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast' . Maybe it would take a few inches off of your  butt!'




His wife was not amused, and decided that  she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded .
The next  morning the husband took a pair
of underwear out of his drawer .  'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them  out .




'April', he hollered into the bathroom,  'Why did you put talcum powder in my  underwear?'




She replied with a snicker . 'It's not  talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!  !

Gun Runner      

[dakotashooter2]

One evening  a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps  we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast' . Maybe it would take a few inches off of your  butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that  she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded .
The next  morning the husband took a pair
of underwear out of his drawer .  'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them  out .

'April', he hollered into the bathroom,  'Why did you put talcum powder in my  underwear?'

She replied with a snicker . 'It's not  talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!  !

At which he snapped back, "but your bra's are in the OTHER drawer"

[GRIMJIM]

You use toilet paper in the bra..


Look what it does to their butts.

[Travis Morgan]

My mother in law's brother said something a coupla years ago about her bra size being 44 long!