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The Chair Test
« on: July 09, 2003, 05:05:19 PM »
The Chair Test
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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam
after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor
picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the
board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove
that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious
fashion.  Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour
attempting to refute the existence of the chair.  One member of
the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the student who finished
in one minute got an A.  

The rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when
he had barely written anything at all.

This is what he wrote:

"What chair?" :D
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The Chair Test
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2004, 03:28:37 AM »
what joke?  :-D
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Re: The Chair Test
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2009, 03:17:01 PM »
I seem to recall a similar story in a literary class , wher the final paper was to write the most suspenseful horror short story.
While some students took weeks to write  theirs  - one student turned in a two sentence short story and received highest mark.

"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock on the door."........
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Re: The Chair Test
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2009, 01:11:52 AM »
Horror story?  Last "man" on Earth hears a knock on the door?  Gotta be a woman on the other side then, and maybe that ain't too bad, eh?

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Re: The Chair Test
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2009, 04:03:08 PM »
If it was a horror story it could have been Hillary Clinton on the other side of the door.

Can you imagine if she was the last woman on earth? Would you? I don't think I could.
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Re: The Chair Test
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2009, 08:44:43 PM »
It it could be hillary and nancy both.  :'(

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Re: The Chair Test
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2009, 02:54:47 PM »
It it could be hillary and nancy both.  :'(

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Well if that were to happen and I was the last man on earth. I would have to say cool, three some. :o 8) ;D Dale
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Re: The Chair Test
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2009, 03:40:30 PM »
It it could be hillary and nancy both.  :'(

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Well if that were to happen and I was the last man on earth. I would have to say cool, three some. :o 8) ;D Dale


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Re: The Chair Test
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2009, 03:48:36 PM »
It it could be hillary and nancy both.  :'(

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Well if that were to happen and I was the last man on earth. I would have to say cool, three some. :o 8) ;D Dale


You are a brave soul to tackle that pair.   I don't think they make paper bags thick enough or viagra strong enough for those two. :-\ :-\
I can close my eyes and think of a number of different woman!!!!!!!!!!! :o Besides I won't have any buddies that will put me down for it. ;D Dale
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Re: The Chair Test
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2009, 04:40:34 PM »
It it could be hillary and nancy both.  :'(

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Well if that were to happen and I was the last man on earth. I would have to say cool, three some. :o 8) ;D Dale


You are a brave soul to tackle that pair.   I don't think they make paper bags thick enough or viagra strong enough for those two. :-\ :-\








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