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AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« on: May 12, 2009, 02:44:26 AM »
MAY 12 2009  6:57 am EST

In a news release today the U S AIR FORSE released details about efforts to reduce mid air collisions between planes and birds.


In an effort to cut down on the number of collisions between AIR FORCE planes and birds we are embarking on a new tactic that we believe will all but eliminate such incidents.
Enclosed is a photo of a C-5B GALIXY equipped with this latest feature.
We feel very strongly about this project and once fully instrumented, bird collisions could be a thing of the past!














Thought you all might like a little humor today!



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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2009, 02:59:49 AM »
Now thats scarey!
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2009, 03:00:49 AM »
 ;D ;D This hardly seems fair to the air traffic controlers or the towers: VFR not recommended! Your IFR has been cancelled! go away, go away! ;D
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2009, 06:32:44 AM »
PETA is formally upset on behalf of the birds.
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2009, 06:47:05 AM »
If that doesn't work, nothing will. Just don't put Harry Reid or BO on a diff. plane.
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2009, 06:53:23 AM »
that plane will have to sneak up on a landing strip
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2009, 06:58:59 AM »
Fly that sucker all over the Muslem country's and tell them this is the first virgin you get when you die for Allah. Bet 90% of them turn Jewish.  (get the other 10% if you drop pictures of Rosie O'Donnell and claim she's the second virgin) gypsyman
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2009, 07:07:02 AM »
Quote from: gypsyman on May 12, 2009, 06:58:59 AM
Fly that sucker all over the Muslem country's and tell them this is the first virgin you get when you die for Allah. Bet 90% of them turn Jewish.  (get the other 10% if you drop pictures of Rosie O'Donnell and claim she's the second virgin) gypsyman

LOL gypsyman, now that's a goodin there. ;D

I realize the mural was needed to help prevent mid-air collisions, but wow, does it ever destroy the looks of that nice C-5B GALAXY. :D
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2009, 07:18:27 AM »
It may rebuff birds, but its sure to attract gunfire.
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 07:23:49 AM »
it wouldn't draw gun fire ! people don't shoot at the hind end of a mule for no reason , do they ?
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2009, 10:25:35 AM »
It also works for dieting.
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2009, 01:23:40 PM »


  Looks like the wicked witch of the west to me.
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2009, 02:54:13 AM »
If Ca. falls off into the water when the big one hits , will she be out since she will have no one to repesent ?
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2009, 07:18:19 AM »
Someone call PETA, that is defiantly animal abuse.
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2009, 06:56:55 PM »
Quote from: ncsurveyor on May 12, 2009, 07:18:27 AM
It may rebuff birds, but its sure to attract gunfire.

It may if flown over Arkansas or Texas, but not if flown over Iran.
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2009, 07:00:18 PM »
Put that on the front of a B-52 and they would never have to drop a bomb. The enemy would run away screaming in terror from the mere sight of that...that thing they call Madam Speaker.
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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2009, 11:52:14 PM »
On hindsight, could someone find out if this could be considered worse than waterboarding?

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Re: AIR FORCE TO TRY NEW TACTIC
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2009, 11:24:11 AM »
When I saw that I thought it must be the special plane to fly her home on weekends or to that weekend getaway that she has demanded and at tax payer expense by the way. Rank as we used to say in the military has it privilages but as for me I think washington is getting too much rank or el stinko. :) :) :)
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