« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015  (Read 581 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline two-blocked

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1155
Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015
« on: May 29, 2013, 11:36:57 AM »
Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015
   
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The average I.Q. of a member of the House of Representatives is expected to rise sharply in 2015, experts said today. The experts, who indicated that they were “cautiously optimistic” about the development, said that the gains were most likely to be made in the Midwest.
 
The expected rise in I.Q. could mean that the average congressperson would have a greater grasp of basic concepts in math and science, including the law of evolution, as well as addition and subtraction.
 
 The last time a branch of the federal government experienced such a significant increase in average I.Q., experts said, was the executive branch in 2009.
 
 
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/05/congress-average-iq-expected-to-rise-in-2014.html
Logged

Offline m-g Willy

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1739
Re: Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2013, 07:44:54 AM »
Quote from: two-blocked on May 29, 2013, 11:36:57 AM
Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015
    .
 
 
 
 
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/05/congress-average-iq-expected-to-rise-in-2014.html

This explains a lot about your posts .
You get your news info from comedians.
What next, weekly updates from SNL ?
 
Logged

Offline magooch

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6684
Re: Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2013, 08:12:47 AM »
What--is Nancy Pilosi resigning?
Logged
Swingem

Offline BBF

  • GBO Supporter
  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10042
  • Gender: Male
  • I feel much better now knowing it will get worse.
Re: Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2013, 09:50:18 AM »
When/If that black Dude from GA ever quits that was worried about a $%^&&** Island tipping over ::) ::) it should shoot up several points.
Logged
What is the point of Life if you can't have fun.

Offline goodshot

  • Trade Count: (1)
  • A Real Regular
  • ****
  • Posts: 986
Re: Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2013, 04:35:25 PM »
Harkin
Logged

Offline Oldshooter

  • GBO subscriber and supporter
  • Moderators
  • Trade Count: (4)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6426
Re: Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2013, 08:30:46 PM »
Quote
including the law of evolution

Excuse me, that would be Darwins "theory" of evolution. Its only a law in secular minds!
 
 
Logged
“Owning a handgun doesn’t make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

Offline ChungDoQuan

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1417
  • Eisenhower Conservative
Re: Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2013, 02:47:11 AM »
Congress' IQ will jump ten points when Bachmann steps down!
Logged
If you give up, THEY don't have to win.

"'Cause what they do in Washington, they just take care of number 1. And number 1 ain't you. $__t, you ain't even number 2!" Frank Zappa

The greatest idea the right ever had is personal responsibility; the greatest idea the left ever had is social responsibility. Both take effort.

The Founding Fathers had complete access to the Bible, but they came up with the Constitution as our governing document.

Offline magooch

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6684
Re: Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2013, 04:39:46 AM »
The Lout is gone, so the Senate's IQ has jumped over night.
Logged
Swingem

Offline ironglow

  • GBO Supporter
  • Trade Count: (9)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32328
  • Gender: Male
Re: Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2013, 04:50:17 AM »
Congress' IQ expected to rise in 2015..Great News..looks like a conservative resurgence..
Logged
If you don't want the truth, don't ask me.  If you want something sugar coated...go eat a donut !  (anon)

Offline dwalk

  • Trade Count: (2)
  • A Real Regular
  • ****
  • Posts: 551
  • Gender: Male
Re: Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2013, 05:33:49 PM »
Quote from: ChungDoQuan on June 03, 2013, 02:47:11 AM
Congress' IQ will jump ten points when Bachmann steps down!


can you "Prove" that? we'd like to see the evidence...
Logged
don't squat while wearing your spurs...will rogers
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »