Makers Mark cutting alcohol in it's bourbon.

[Buckskin]

Well HAPPY ANIVERSARY AtlLaw!
 
As they say, "everyone needs a good woman, a good dog and good whiskey in their life".  At least one of the three will make you smile on any given day.
 
 I got two of three, you guess...

[AtlLaw]

Well shoot!  I got all three!   
 
I got a GREAT woman, and access to the whiskey anytime I want it, and after my German Sheppard, poor ol' Major, died, Kathie insisted we adopt a male Great Pyrenees to keep our female Pyrenees, Angel, company.  Now this dog is as big and dumb as a dog can come, but he has decided I am his human!
 
His is aptly named George.  Remember "Of Mice and Men?" 
 
But I always think of the rhyme: "Georgie Porgie Puddin Pie, chase coyotes and make them DIE!"  Or sumpin like that... 

[AtlLaw]

I got two of three, you guess...

   Geeze I can't!
 
You can get Likker anyways...
 
There are plenty of fine dogs out there waiting to be adopted so they can have a man to love on...
 
So you must be lookin for a good women... 
 
But that can't be... at least here in metro Atlanta... In the 35 + range thay out number men by about 10 to 1 here 'bouts...     And they all say the same thing... "All the men are taken or gay!"
 
I tell ya, if I was 30 years younger and less married, I'd go broke buying viagra and vitamin B-12!   

[Ranger99]

and where are all these gals of which you speak?

[Conan The Librarian]

My neighbor has volunteered to reduce the quantity of alcohol in each bottle, but I think he misunderstands that the bottles still need to be full of liquid when he's done.

[Buckskin]

Nope, woman catergory is all good, even though I kid about her a lot.
 
Had to put my 13 year old black lab down last summer.   So I'm lacking in the good dog department.
 
Gonna get another one at some point, but with 3 kids and 2 in baseball, spring/summer is not a good time to try and train a bird dog...

[powderman]

It was just announced on the news that MAKERS MARK has decided NOT to water down their bourbon due to public outcry. The watered down labeled stuff will probably be highly valued collectors items. POWDERMAN. 

[Buckskin]

It was just announced on the news that MAKERS MARK has decided NOT to water down their bourbon due to public outcry. The watered down labeled stuff will probably be highly valued collectors items. POWDERMAN. 

Good choice.