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Offline LONGTOM

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Just a little something to make you laugh!
« on: October 27, 2012, 05:17:07 PM »
OptionsConservative Lady Ad Found on Craig's List :
 
 
 YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT VERY INTERESTED IN ANY USED FARM EQUIPMENT BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS 

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 For Sale : FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1.00
 
 
 Fifty-year old manure spreader.
 
 Not sure of brand.
 
 Said to have been produced in Kenya .
 
 Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii .
 
 Of questionable pedigree.
 
 Does not appear to have ever been worked hard.
 
 Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years.
 
 It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really sling the s---t for amazing distances.
 
 I am hoping to retire the manure spreader THIS November.
 
 I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way.
 
 I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country.
 
 I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
 
 Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C.Ad Found on Craig's List :


YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT VERY INTERESTED IN ANY USED FARM EQUIPMENT BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS  
 

For Sale : FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1.00 


Fifty-year old manure spreader. 

Not sure of brand. 

Said to have been produced in Kenya . 

Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii . 

Of questionable pedigree. 

Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. 

Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years. 

It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really sling the s---t for amazing distances. 

I am hoping to retire the manure spreader THIS November. 

I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. 

I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. 

I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution. 

Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C.
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Re: Just a little something to make you laugh!
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2012, 05:44:01 PM »
bravo! ;D
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Re: Just a little something to make you laugh!
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2012, 10:09:25 PM »
 
+1!
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Re: Just a little something to make you laugh!
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2012, 03:17:46 AM »
I will pay somone to take it out of the country--as long as they promise it will never be returned.
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Re: Just a little something to make you laugh!
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2012, 11:55:56 AM »
I have always heard the dumbest piece of equipment on the farm was a manure spreader because it goes around kicking the sh#$ out of it's self!
 
 
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"THE TREE OF LIBERTY FROM TIME TO TIME MUST BE REFRESHED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS".
THOMAS JEFFERSON

That my two young sons may never have to know the horrors of war. 

I will stand for your rights as my forefathers did before me!
My thanks to those who have, are and will stand for mine!
To those in the military, I salute you!

LONGTOM 9-25-07