Got this in an email from a buddy this morning:

 The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. 
 The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
 This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
 After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special
 Presidential commission presented the following findings:
 1.The stamp is in perfect order.
 2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
 3. People are spitting on the wrong side.