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Offline ButlerFord45

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New Strain of Old Disease
« on: May 31, 2010, 04:36:56 PM »
Information about Gonorrhea Lectim
 
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em,"  and it is a terrible obamanation.
 
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
 
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again;  otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
 
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
Butler Ford
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