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Offline john keyes

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Colon Blow
« on: September 15, 2009, 08:54:06 AM »
remember the parody on SNL during the seventies for "colon blow" cereal?

last night my wife cut up some pears for the kids...I noticed they weren't being eaten, in fact my son made a clandestine trip to the trash in an attempt to dispose of one of the pieces.....I decided to intervene and help out, the first bite into one of the pear slices....they were hard as ROCKS.

so being as intelligent that I am, I ate em all. then later I ate a supersized bowl of shredded wheat/bran cereal.

I had a rough night.

yeah I know...to much information.
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Re: Colon Blow
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2009, 07:12:59 AM »
Fruit fiber PLUS shredded wheat does not Equal a relaxed evening!

Glad it was you and not me....



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Re: Colon Blow
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2009, 11:28:21 AM »
rising force is what you felt in your stomach right?

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Re: Colon Blow
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2009, 02:43:39 PM »
I thought this was a thread about Obamas health care plan speech.
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Re: Colon Blow
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2009, 03:55:05 PM »
I don't recall too many things from SNL that I would try on MYSELF.
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Re: Colon Blow
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2009, 04:38:46 PM »
I thought this was a thread about Obamas health care plan speech.

In the end you get the same results.........     Green pears + bran cereal = s---
                                                .........     Obama + health care = s---