remember the parody on SNL during the seventies for "colon blow" cereal?
last night my wife cut up some pears for the kids...I noticed they weren't being eaten, in fact my son made a clandestine trip to the trash in an attempt to dispose of one of the pieces.....I decided to intervene and help out, the first bite into one of the pear slices....they were hard as ROCKS.
so being as intelligent that I am, I ate em all. then later I ate a supersized bowl of shredded wheat/bran cereal.
I had a rough night.
yeah I know...to much information.