Author Topic: Favorite phrase for "handicapped in some way" (Read 807 times)

Questor · « **on:** August 07, 2009, 08:44:29 AM »

My favorite phrase if I've hurt myself and can't move as I usually do is
"I've got a hitch in my get-along"

For example:
Breaking a leg will sure put a hitch in your get-along.

BBF · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2009, 02:36:13 AM »

I'm stuck in a Gravity Well.

cocomen69 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2009, 02:54:16 AM »

My "Get up and go" has.... Gotten up and left!

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2009, 03:22:45 AM »

what's missing here ?

blind ear · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2009, 03:33:25 AM »

I hear the banjos gaining on me. Deliverance

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2009, 03:39:16 AM »

if it was raing soup i would have a fork !

magooch · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2009, 03:52:57 AM »

I believe the politically correct term is "disadvantaged".

burntmuch · « **Reply #7 on:** August 08, 2009, 04:05:09 AM »

Im losing forward motion

Brett · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2009, 04:34:33 AM »

'I got a hitch in my git-along' when my back or legs are acting up.

'I feel like a limp dish rag' when it is hot and humid.

'I'm loosing steam' when I'm getting tired.

Spanky · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2009, 05:17:44 AM »

I'm bent.

Spanky

mechanic · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2009, 05:49:23 AM »

Here in Ga. an "AU" tag nets you a handicapped parking spot.....

kynardsj · « **Reply #11 on:** August 08, 2009, 05:53:06 AM »

Mechanic, my wife would love that one. I'm one of those AU fans and she's a UGA.

mechanic · « **Reply #12 on:** August 08, 2009, 05:56:20 AM »

Quote from: kynardsj on August 08, 2009, 05:53:06 AM

Mechanic, my wife would love that one. I'm one of those AU fans and she's a UGA.

Both my brother and his wife went to Auburn. The rivalry gets intense around here sometimes........

Skunk · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2009, 07:00:17 AM »

I got shot at and missed and crapped at and hit.

kynardsj · « **Reply #14 on:** August 08, 2009, 07:05:33 AM »

I guess my saying comes from getting a "crick" in your neck except it's all over. After a hard day I'm feeling kinda crickish. AKA " stove up"

m-g Willy · « **Reply #15 on:** August 08, 2009, 07:19:11 AM »

Rode hard and put away wet!

CannonKrazy · « **Reply #16 on:** August 08, 2009, 08:18:20 AM »

Two steps shy of a stair case.

Couple bricks shy of a load.

Rustyinfla · « **Reply #17 on:** August 08, 2009, 03:22:22 PM »

Cheer up... We'll all be dead soon.

DalesCarpentry · « **Reply #18 on:** August 08, 2009, 06:00:44 PM »

Quote from: eddiegjr on August 08, 2009, 03:33:25 AM

I hear the banjos gaining on me. Deliverance

One of my all time favorite clips. Dale
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LONGTOM · « **Reply #19 on:** August 09, 2009, 12:25:35 PM »

I think GEORGE CARLIN said it best-the word is,

"CRIPPLE"

LONGTOM

powderman · « **Reply #20 on:** August 09, 2009, 04:46:29 PM »

As an old carpenter I always heard, half a bubble off plumb. POWDERMAN.

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #21 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:15:53 AM »

And the old plumber would say a little better than plumb !