...where they can relax, play, and poop.
I just watched the neighbors returning from their twice per day "Dog Walk". They have three LARGE Golden Retrievers. Not unlike a purse, she was carring a plastic bag full of dog poop.
Now I appreciate their community spirit and courtesy, but Com'on Man! Filling up and carrying around a bag of poop for 1/2 an hour is just aching to light the bag on fire on someone's front stoop, ringing their doorbell, and running...know what I mean?
For the Record: I never did that.