My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal? 
My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated 
My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! 
Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! 
My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. 
How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? 
I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.. 
I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged 
I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ? 
If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help... 
Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! 
It's 2003... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are? 
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control 
A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots 
A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away 
After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted 
Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it 
Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples 
Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? 
FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. 
Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it 
Genealogists are time unravelers 
Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek! 
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people 
"Crazy" is a relative term in my family 
A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor 
I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand 
I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! 
I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days 
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower 
Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress 
Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality 
HEREDITY: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! 
It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief. 
Many a family tree needs pruning 
Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears. 
Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors! 
That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN! 
I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes 
Genealogists live in the past lane 
Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots! 
Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree 
Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool! 
Always willing to share my ignorance..
DOCUMENTATION...The hardest part of genealogy 
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! 
Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again? 
That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards 
I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist! 
SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME!